Swimming, shopping, and eating have loosly filling my days. I enjoy getting up late, trying to converse with the Arabic cleaning ladies, and going to the pastry shop accross the street who know me by name.Pretty damn chelaxed! This lull in my travels has given me enough time to remember all the other, good and bad, moments and memories of my travels.

- All the wanabee drug trafficers.. offering to add in a free bar of soap to a drug sale.

-Bad english.. Titi taxi (petite taxi..) 'Agood spice for your cokaine.' (cooking).. the list goes on

-eight person taxi rides

-Realizing that my five day no shower smell is roses among the general public.

-The intense shock to me having no definable religion.

- My beyond awesome t-shirt tan.

-Favorite purchase so far? My wool touques with camels on them

-Hammams are fun, but you come out more dirty then you went in.

-'Fun' no longer properly describes the Hammam experience after remembering the Muscular lady bath attendants. The torturous scrub they give you with (no joke)a pumice stone. They scubbed my bloody tan off!

-Three dollars saved on a hotel, check. Free cockroaches included.

- Tired of reading? Play a game! How many bugs can YOU squish ont he wall before the time is up? One downside.. Cleaning ladies don't like bugs smooshed into the wall

-Waterproof cameras are not always waterproof.. especially when you forget to close the battery door..

-Street preformers have an extra sense.. They know who is trying to take pictures on the sly//

-Berestein Bears exists in Morocco, in Arabic.. but not in England..

-I am noticiably canadian, not when I speak English, but when I speak French..

- I have also been guessed to be German, Danish, and Chinese

-I am guessing my clothes were of low qualtiy.. The scrub board has made some sustanisial holes in them.. Thank goodness for cheap shopping!


-Orange juice is cheaper than water.. I am surpirsed I havn't contracted watever is the opposite of scurvy..

-I Divorce you. I Divorce you. I Divorce you. Tada! You're divorced, simple as pie.



All this brings me to remember my fourth travelling rule:

Do not leave your clothes outside your shower stall.
Damp clothes beats running butt-naked to your room, when someone steals them.